Well, this is a fine kettle of fish. After we HAULED everything over to BHMs, the goat and the tassles are missing (I think Brett may be involved with that somehow!) and half the crew isn't fit to drive. There's Tupperware spread all over the place and the Turdburgler is scrambling trying to clean up.
Somebody, I think it's GL, is trying to bring back the TupperToilet and is busy with some duct tape fashioning a weird looking contraption out of a salad bowl, two lids and a dessert platter. And she won't give up that darn tiara. If there is ever a Tupperware Pageant she will be your clear cut winner.
Did you know that there's a drink called a Tidybowl? Vodka, a little blue Curacau ( or any blue liquor) and float a raisin on top? I really impressed my kids with that one I tell ya!
Well NCC, maybe we could go for something else...anything will do as long as it's festive. Maybe some pretty, sparkly ribbon? Crepe paper? Hawaiian leis? Those would serve a dual purpose, honoring Mel's trip and also decorating the, ummmm, area. Attaching them might prove to be difficult. But we are a resourceful bunch, we'll think of something. I'll ask Brett.
Well, if you INSIST, Mel:)
ReplyDeleteHow IS Hawaii??
Lucky b*tch.
(taking top TropicalTupperware Truck)
hah
oops
t'Ha
t'First!!
DammiT, bEAt Me aGaiN!!!
ReplyDeleteor should that be
TammiT to TeLL!!!!????
Just where is the goat??? Bowling at SWA's again?
Well, this is a fine kettle of fish. After we HAULED everything over to BHMs, the goat and the tassles are missing (I think Brett may be involved with that somehow!) and half the crew isn't fit to drive. There's Tupperware spread all over the place and the Turdburgler is scrambling trying to clean up.
ReplyDeleteSomebody, I think it's GL, is trying to bring back the TupperToilet and is busy with some duct tape fashioning a weird looking contraption out of a salad bowl, two lids and a dessert platter. And she won't give up that darn tiara. If there is ever a Tupperware Pageant she will be your clear cut winner.
The Tupperware lady is SO pissed off.
Hawaii. That's just not right. :) I want to be in Hawaii. I'm giving myself a Tupperware treat for being the biggest whiner.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that there's a drink called a Tidybowl? Vodka, a little blue Curacau ( or any blue liquor) and float a raisin on top? I really impressed my kids with that one I tell ya!
ReplyDeleteOh my kestrel. Just. Oh my. :) I wonder who thought up that drink? Fun stuff.
ReplyDeleteI thought of you yesterday because I looked out my window and a kestrel was hovering over the south field next to the house. :)
Hope she is having a blast ! tya think we could bring tcow instead of tgoat ?
ReplyDeleteOh FV, a tcow is a wonderful idea! There's a place to hang tassles and everything! It's a win-win. :)
ReplyDeleteswa- do you think we are made of tassels?
ReplyDeleteJeez...............
Well NCC, maybe we could go for something else...anything will do as long as it's festive. Maybe some pretty, sparkly ribbon? Crepe paper? Hawaiian leis? Those would serve a dual purpose, honoring Mel's trip and also decorating the, ummmm, area. Attaching them might prove to be difficult. But we are a resourceful bunch, we'll think of something. I'll ask Brett.
ReplyDeleteNah, just put Tupperware hats on t'goat and t'cow, party punch burps will save Tupperburp inspection time for serious jello shooters!
ReplyDeleteTropicalTupperWareTrooperTurtlePartyMovedForPurelyLogisticalReasons
ReplyDeleteOkay, where's the darned pics??
ReplyDeleteHope you are well, and enjoying our lovely Canadian spring.
I hear you guys have it right now.
Give it BACK!!
14th, for superstitious purposes..
ReplyDeleteyes, HP. I don't like 113 comments:)